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Joke of the Day
"How do you get Holy Water? You put water in a pot and boil the HELL out of it."
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"What's the cheapest cut of meat? Deer nuts: they're under a buck."
"Bikini season is right around the corner...But so is Chipotle"
"I don't believe in anything I can't see, hear or touch, like calories. My thighs, however, are clearly very gullible."
"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear"
"Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them they are going to invade Iran."
"During a job interview yestarday I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer, I simply replied ""No I always give 110%"""
"Louis FarraKhan and Jeffery Dalmer walk into a bar... ehhhh I got nothin.. just thought that would be a hilarious start to a joke."
"Hey baby do you shop at Aldi? Cause you'll love Aldi's nuts."
"*pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction*"