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Joke of the Day
"I used to think drinking alcohol was bad for me... So I gave up thinking."
Next Joke
"Today marks 5 yrs of being smoke free!! Now I spend my time finding new places to hide the bodies of those who've pissed me off!"
"THE GREATEST JOKE OF ALL TIME YOU..."
"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide."
"My life flashed before my eyes... ...Turns out I'm epileptic and died from the seizure."
"If good things come in small packages, then more good things can come in large packages."
"Me: ""I'm so lonely."" Microscopic organism: ""Wow, I'm right here."""
"Interesting how alzheimer's makes people forget their own name; yet they always seem to remember that they're racist."
"Being a suicide bolder sounds like a blast"
"I hate when I wake up in the morning hungover with penises drawn on my face, Especially since I was drinking alone last night"