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Joke of the Day

"My friend might be hung tomorrow... The suspense is killing him."

"Person: What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years? Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision"

"What is the worst thing to come across whilst surfing the web? Your keyboard!! (credits to NCS)"

"Ticket Clerk: Enjoy the film! Me: U too! TC: Really? You'll take me with u? Me: I didn't mean.. TC: Oh, I see Me: I'm sor TC: [sobs] JUST GO"

"Masturbation isn't illegal ...but I'm sure if it was, people would take the law into their own hands."

"Got caught checking out another woman? Turn to your woman and say ""Did you see how ugly that girl's hair was?"""

"What is a virgin's least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"

"Two strangers are introduced ""you have such a lovely name"" ""thanks, I got it for my birthday"""

"First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you'd better roll them back to her she might need them."

"What do you call a fat psychic? A large. (Because medium)"