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Joke of the Day

"Masturbation isn't illegal ...but I'm sure if it was, people would take the law into their own hands."

"What has no legs but stands firm?? My dick"

"Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like... Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear."

"""Yo it's your boy! You already know who it is!"" -every rapper that is not your boy and who you do not know"

"[creation] GOD: So how do you like the flying? PENGUIN: Meh it's no big deal GOD: Oh is that right"

"The last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket Hey, son. Check out how far I can kick this bucket"

"Man: ""If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"" Priest: ""No, not if you did not know."" Man: ""Then why did you tell me?"""

"What do you call a group of gay elephants? A parade."

"""The concept of romantic love is obsolete in the modern era"" I declare loudly to no one in particular as I grab for another dinner roll."

"Why was the Jew afraid to eat the pizza? Because it had pork sausage toppings."