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Joke of the Day

"Got caught checking out another woman? Turn to your woman and say ""Did you see how ugly that girl's hair was?"""

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"What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas? I'm in a cent."
"Read out loud for full affect * ""Knock knock"" * ""Who's there"" * ""I eat mop"" * ""I eat mop who"" * *que laughter Gets em every time"
"""Dad, is that a bear outside the tent?"" ""No."" ""OK."" ""Hold still."" ""What're you putting on me?"" ""Sunscreen."" ""It smells like ketchup."" ""Shhh"""
"""If you were a spy and having drinks at a spy bar, what would you want?"" ""I could tell you, bud, I'd have tequila."""
"*time travels an infinite number of times to stop myself from eating the pizza but every time, future me just joins past me in eating it*"
"The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house, then who lives in the white house? The black man"
"I like my women how I like my jokes funny :)"
"It's not true that a married man will live longer than a single man It just seems longer"
"What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa? A good start."
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