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Joke of the Day

"Ticket Clerk: Enjoy the film! Me: U too! TC: Really? You'll take me with u? Me: I didn't mean.. TC: Oh, I see Me: I'm sor TC: [sobs] JUST GO"

"Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times Schrodinger: Nice, nice"

"What do women and dog turds have in common? The older they get the easier they are to pick up."

"The new Batman movie wasn't all that good I know 12 people that won't watch it again"

"I've never heard a good joke about islam... They've all been a bit shiite"

"Girls in Thailand are like a box of chocolates Some of them have nuts"

"Jurassic Park- making you afraid of vibrating water since '93."

"Why did the azn cross the road? his parents beat him daily for A- grade."

"How did the hacker kill himself? Overddos."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One's a scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and the other's a fish."