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Joke of the Day

"I passed a homeless guy who asked ""Any change!?"" I said ""Nope, your still dirty and homeless"". We laughed and laughed and then he stabbed me"

"Marriage is like a deck of cards In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond... By the end you wish you had a club and a spade."

"Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?"

"Can you believe some cultures still communicate with clicky noises or primitive hieroglyphs? *clicks keyboard furiously* *adds 17 emojis*"

"A Vegan and her Gluten-Free friend walk into a bar... and we only know that because it's the first thing they tell everyone"

"Taco Bell is human Drano"

"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews"

"What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant? K9P."

"How to make your dreams come true? Have a Stage 4 Cancer"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes. A FSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"