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Joke of the Day

"Can you believe some cultures still communicate with clicky noises or primitive hieroglyphs? *clicks keyboard furiously* *adds 17 emojis*"

"My wife is such an air-head I told her not to turn her head away after giving me a blowjob, but she didn't listen. It went in one ear and out the other."

"What is your name? Hugh Mungus"

"9/11 victims are the fastest readers. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds!"

"A good laugh, a great orgasm, and a long sleep are the best cures for most woes... For everything else there's booze."

"Why doesn't china have casinos? Because they hate Tibet."

"My resolution last year was to lose 25 lbs. Anyone know how I can lose 50lbs in an hour and fifteen minutes?"

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets Then every year we could save millions of mosquito's from dying needlessly of Aids."

"Want to hear a corny joke? Never mind I forgot the skewers."

"Want to hear the worst self-referential joke in the world? You just did!"