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Joke of the Day
"What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant? K9P."
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"Just lasted over an hour in bed... Thank you day light savings"
"Without nipples, breasts would be pointless."
"What do you call a male seamstress? A homosexual."
"Drunk dude told me this at a party ""Hey Katy, do you know what your Canadian name is?"" ""Katy A."" (Katy, eh) Maybe you would've had to have been there..."
"When I die, I want you to carry my casket So you can let me down one last time."
"Did you here that Lorena Bobbitt got killed in a car accident? Yeah, some dick cut her off."
"I have CDO... It's like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order"
"""No thanks, I filled up on breadsticks."" - Eve to the Serpent in the Olive Garden of Eden"
"I hate it when you have french fries and all of the sudden people are acting like they like you"