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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he ain't comin'."
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"My girlfriends 2 year old nephew loves trucks. His first word was truck. He points at every truck he sees and talks about trucks in his sleep. I guess you could day he's semi crazy"
"Did you hear about the weather report from the ski resort in Lake Tahoe? Partly cloudy with Sonny around a tree."
"I told my wife she was applying her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."
"Women are like hand grenades If you take off the ring you lose your house and half your belongings"
"My wife said that if anything ever happened to her, she'd want me to meet someone new. Apparently, getting stuck in traffic doesn't count as ""anything""."
"Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?"
"Hey Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job."
"Empire Strikes Back is still my favorite StarWars episode. One could say it is a perfect 5/7."