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Joke of the Day

"I didn't have fun at the Boston Marathon this year ... back in 2013 it was a blast."

"What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."

"My UPS guy just moved half-way across the country to be a stand-up comic His jokes are great but my delivery was way off"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ashley ! Ashley who ? Ashley-t's foot !"

"Russia and Ukraine. What did Russia say to Ukraine? Go Crimea River."

"If they ever reboot Grease, it must be directed by M. Night Shama-lamma-ding-dong."

"What do you call it when you dream about getting married? Bed wedding."

"What is the definition of a 'double standard'? If a girl sleeps with a ton of guys she is a slut, but if a guy does it, he is a homosexual."

"[aquarium] *penguin strapped on my back* Ma'am, is that a penguin on your back? No, it's just a backpack. Oh, WHAT'S IN IT?! um, fish"

"I've been working on my favorite puns... I took ten of the best puns I knew and entered them into a local radio contest, hoping that one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."