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Joke of the Day

"The son to his dad * Son - Dad at last i lost my virginity- * Dad -OH! so good son, i am proud of you, come on, sit here and tell me- * Son -I don't think i could sit for a while"

"Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St. Louis for businesses. Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies."

"[Offensive] I like my wine the way I like my Women... Nine years old and in the cellar."

"""There's no I in TEAM,"" he yells. ""There's no COACH in LOCKER ROOM,"" I respond. He leaves in stunned silence, and is never seen again."

"Did you hear that Tom Cruise is hiring Rebecca De Mornay for the weekend to help him make cat food? Yep, it'll be ""Friskies"" Business!"

"If Lucky Charms are magically delicious... it should be called Ethereal box."

"A father walks in on his daughter masturbating with a carrot and shouts for fuck sake i was going to eat that later now it's going to taste of carrot!"

"When you're talking to someone with no teeth, you find out teeth are also a retaining wall for spit."

"Quick! Can fingerprints be pulled off a raccoon? No time! NO TIME!"

"If athletes get Athlete's Foot, what do astronauts get? Missle Toe."