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Joke of the Day

"The people of Pompeii... Mannequin challenge champions since 79AD"

"wanna hear a pizza joke? ....nevermind its too cheesy"

"Why do they throw so many Black men in prison? So it hurts more when the pedophiles get raped."

"I often think ""Why would anyone live in Gotham? It's a shithole!"", but then you choose to live in the shithole that is [YOUR CITY NAME]."

"My girlfriend used to kiss me on the lips but It's all over now."

"Wiping your ass is a lot like a traffic light Red means stop."

"Jared was a good eater But he always left a little behind"

"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nun. But really, its easier to rape little boys in the dark."

"Wife asked if I was going to take out the trash. Told her I didn't know her sister needed a ride home. I'm bleeding. Call 911"

"[TRIGGER WARNING] If I had a dollar for every gender... I would have 2 dollars."