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Joke of the Day
"[TRIGGER WARNING] If I had a dollar for every gender... I would have 2 dollars."
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"Two sperm are busily swimming along when 1 sperm asks ""Hey look..is the that the Fallopian tube?"" ""Fallopian tube"" the second sperm laughs out, ""we're not even through the esophagus yet!"""
"What do you get when you cut a hooker in half with a chainsaw? an erection"
"Easter Kids' Joke 2 What do you call a brown bunny that comes a day after Easter? Choco-late."
"How did Charlie Sheen get HIV? By injecting tiger blood"
"What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible? ""I can't even look at you anymore!"""
"A woman swore her real name was May June I said ""July"" and walked away."
"My girlfriend told me that my dick is two inches bigger than her ex's. And that is why she will never go back into a lesbian relationship."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them."
"What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there."