108130
Joke of the Day
"wanna hear a pizza joke? ....nevermind its too cheesy"
Next Joke
"What do you call a strongheaded female rapper, and a flatulent Spanish woman? One's a Queen Latifah, and one's a Queef Latina."
"Friend at the pub says: if they ever make a film on Oscar Pistorius, it shouldn't be called 'Bladerunner', it should be called.... Taking the Pisstorius."
"Mary had a little lamb. ...and she was delicious!"
"TIL there is a real place called The Cake is a Lie seriously, what do you expect from me?"
"Go to Starbucks - Order Coffee - Tell them your name is Waldo - Leave"
"A Scottish man released a love song for his wife It's called for the sheep"
"What happens when redditors die? RIP in box"
"Cute Internet Girl: This guy is pretty funny, I think I'll fol- Me: *Human Cannonballs my way into her living room* HELLO!"
"The consequences of electing Trump... There will be heil toupee"