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Joke of the Day
"How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb? Just one guy with a really weird fetish."
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"A man bets his wife she can't tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. ""You have the biggest penis out of all your friends"" replies the wife."
"never trust an atom they make up everything"
"Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. ""You guys look like dumb idiots lol"" says one Chinese guy"
"I can actually decide what is inspirational on my own. But thanks for the warning"
"A Russian bomber was intercepted 20 miles from Los Angeles at 5:17am this morning, but no one wants to talk about it 'cause I made it up."
"I remember as a child, lying awake at night on Christmas Eve waiting for Santa to come... ...then there was always that awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
"How many redditors does it take to send a letter? Three. One to post it, and two to repost it."
"I guess knocking on random dressing room doors in a department store and asking ""hey, can I see how you look?"" is frowned upon."
"You know when you're peeing with a boner... It's really hard."