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Joke of the Day
"How many redditors does it take to send a letter? Three. One to post it, and two to repost it."
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"I tried my best to prepare my girlfriend for dinner with my folks - Dad loved her, so did my sis, but mum said she could've done with another hour or so on a low heat."
"Guys; You know you need to lose weight when your girlfriend is always wanting to suck on your titties."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."
"Once while eating bacon I said I was ""getting piggy with it"" and now I have no friends."
"Pro tip: Instead of having kids, just adopt a couple raccoons. They'll trash your house too, but at least they can feed themselves."
"A Priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... he orders a drink."
"I came home to a trail of bread leading to the bedroom & of course I followed, only to find my husband in bed with 10 ducks. I'm heartbroken"
"Whats blue and slippery? A blue slipper"
"Your girlfriend is imaginary... Nope, she's real. She just hasn't arrived yet."