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Joke of the Day
"I can actually decide what is inspirational on my own. But thanks for the warning"
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"Fast way to MESS up someones Knock Knock joke? ""It's open."""
"Avocados are like women: soft inside, dinosaur skin outside, big cricket ball in the middle, all the good ones are taken..."
"Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back."
"what do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! :D"
"So my girlfriend wants to roleplay as a 14 year old... I told her ""why bother? You'll be 14 in a few years anyway"""
"With all this talk of making Puerto Rico the 51st state, I think we should find 2 more to make 53. One nation, indivisible."
"Sarah Jessica Parker's kid cannot start kindergarten today with all the other children due to a medical condition, he's a little hoarse."
"Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ? Because he is married ."
"Satan: And this is the TV room. Me: This isn't so bad. *turns on TV* *only thing showing is golf*"