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Joke of the Day

"What's the same about Christmas and work? I do all the work and a fat man in a suit gets all the credit."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender"

"The chef at my local Chinese restaurant had a nasty fall at work, and was so badly injured he had to give up his job. He'll never wok again."

"What do you call a bear with no hair? Bare"

"They say we're in an economic slump, but sales of 2011 calendars have never been better!"

"Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!"

"What do you call a young Jewish girl who solves mysteries? Nance Hebrew"

"My dick is so average... It's struggling with student loan debt but doesn't even use it's degree... Or Can handle about 5-6 beers before it's totally useless Or Its like the Toyota corolla of dicks"

"What If Google was a lesbian There will be more women empowerment :)"

"I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger.. Then again I just wish people would talk to me"