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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!"
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"*Throws all 900 baby items in garbage* *Buys Magic 8 Ball* *Whispers*, This is how we raise you now."
"Why did the scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in his field."
"There are two cavemen sitting by a fire... One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, ""You like beetles?"" and his friend says, ""No,*CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."""
"How did SkyMall go bankrupt? I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me."
"What has four hairy legs and likes to fuck my sister? My dad and I."
"Ten: Number of fingers children have. Twenty-six: Number of fingers children have when you try to put gloves on them."
"How to spell ""me"" A man walks up to a woman and asks her to spell the word ""ME"" for him. She says, ""M-E"". The man says, ""But you forgot the D!"" ""But there's no ""D"" in ""ME""!"" He says, ""Not yet.."""
"Your Costco ID photo shows you what you'd look like as a meth addict."
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who do and those who dont"