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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a young Jewish girl who solves mysteries? Nance Hebrew"

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"TOO MUCH PROTEIN? No whey mate"
"What do you call the first migrant off the boat? Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim"
"When Balls Disappear What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear? Answer: You Blink Your Eyes."
"Im really good at coming up with jokes about planes. They always seem to take off."
"Yo momma so old.... She has a separate entrance for black men."
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"What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist? Attire."
"teacher: there's no such thing as a stupid question me: are sharks just mean dolphins teacher: ok i was wrong"
"Sorry I dressed up like Captain Caveman when you asked me if I wanted to go clubbing."