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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between scouts and jews? The scouts return from camp."
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"New York record days without homicide is a lie. Turns out the guy responsible for updating the homicide-toll has been found dead at his desk with a knife in his back."
"How flies does it take to screw in light bulb? Just two."
"Hold the door for your girlfriend. Listen to the door. Tell the door everything will be okay. Leave your girlfriend for the door."
"What do you call white grand parents? Graham-crackers... ""wokka wokka"""
"It might take a village to raise a child... but it only takes a viking to raze a village."
"Sex with homeless people is in-tents."
"Did you hear the one about the three deep holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."
"China has revised its on child per family rule. It will now allow parents to have two children. Chinese parents were so excited, they let their kids have the day off work. Edit: Spelling is hard."
"Why do bananas get all the ladies? Because they have appeal"