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Joke of the Day
"How flies does it take to screw in light bulb? Just two."
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"Why do Cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."
"""When in doubt, puke up some clear, sticky fluid."" -Cats"
"""Yes! I've finally gone from an L to an XL!"" Said the Roman"
"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme"
"Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident? She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? ...Dr. Dre"
"Did you hear that Jared Fogle got sentenced to 15 and a half years? But he was happy with it cause it was under 18."
"Someday, when I'm really old, I hope I can sit my grandchildren around my rocking chair and text them pearls of wisdom."
"Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web."