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Joke of the Day
"What do you call white grand parents? Graham-crackers... ""wokka wokka"""
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"Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats? Pier Pressure"
"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Yes I remain sweet & quiet but on the inside I'm composing a strongly worded email"
"What sound does a racist machine gun make? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"
"Never know what to say at funerals. ""Sorry I ran over him"" just feels so hollow."
"The only time I hate being single is when I knock something over & catch it before it hits the ground but there's no one around to see it."
"Nothing makes you like a fat pig more than answering the waitress with hand signals while stuff yur face. ""so how is everything?"""
"What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles? A reptile dysfunction"
"Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year? He's Biden his time."
"A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins. What a turtle disaster."