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Joke of the Day

"My wife's sexual fantasy is to be with another man. Mine is to have two girls at the same time. I think she misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman."

"What do you say when God sneezes? Go bless yourself."

"What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed? ""I think we're in sink."""

"Why are Communists bad Java programmers? They don't like classes."

"What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan? A Kami."

"I think Head & Shoulders should have a body wash line called Knees & Toes"

"TIL that I was born exactly 9 months after my Dad's 32nd birthday... and my mom gives awful birthday gifts."

"I'm feeling like a country Hungary"

"Why are people reluctant to eat pudding that is past its expiration date? Because it is off pudding."

"This hotel has the worst mini-bar. All the little bottles of booze taste like shampoo."