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Joke of the Day
"I really want to take my girlfriend out to dinner... ...But she asks way too much per hour."
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"How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, they can only change the floor essence."
"Knock knock? Who's there? Come in. Come in who? Me."
"*Britney Spears releases a new fragrance* *the other dinner guests look embarrassed and pretend not to notice.*"
"Did you know Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for christmas? He said it was the best book he's ever read"
"What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers? The Elf and Saftey Executive."
"Remember people, good manners is what separates us from the French."
"Kristen Stew@rt is apologizing for ""everything she has done"", which I'm assuming includes the Twilight series."
"[boxing match] ANNOUNCER: ...and the challenger weighing 8lbs 7oz, Billy ""The Baby"" Sanchez CHAMP: That's a real baby TRAINER: You got this"
"What is the primary job of an alligator? ...make allegations"