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Joke of the Day

"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they didn't they'd fall over."

"When Jedi need to read PDFs, they use Adobe Wan Kenobi."

"I wish I could crowd surf to work."

"What was Bob Marley's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!"

"The NSA The only part of the government that actually listens"

"I ended it after I checked his browser history and found hundreds of video game walk-throughs. Once a cheater, always a cheater."

"I got kicked out of a store trying to buy condoms All I wanted was to use their fitting room!"

"Donald Trump, George Zimmerman, and DJ Khaled walk into a bar. Said bar is immediately shut down; State law bans brothels and with three massive attention whores in one room they kinda have no choice."

"A Texan says to a Harvard student... Texan: where are ya from? Harvard Student: well, where *i'm* from, we don't end sentences with prepositions. Texan: oh, alright. where are ya from, jackass?"

"What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis? A coughcoughony!"