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Joke of the Day

"The Heist A man walks into the bank with a pistol. He aims the gun at his head and yells, ""Give me the money!""."

"Fact: It is against league rules for an NFL player to own a pet duck. It's considered a personal fowl."

"I recently bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I dunno what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"

"Oh, I can't check my disobedient child with the rest of my luggage? You're saying I have to carry-on my wayward son?"

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."

"real men.. [twitches uncontrollably] don't hi- [""real man"" skin suit falls off revealing fake man who was the one doing bad stuff all along]"

"The world would be a better place if we all got along like the ""Price is Right"" audience."

"What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire? The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery."

"Today's Genration Dady asked his 3 years old son. Would you like baby brother or a baby sister, Son: dad, I like ur sisters baby girl "

"Burning Man Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."