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Joke of the Day
"You breed dogs? Don't they do that on their own?"
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"Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not to Bagdad."
"So Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle is being investigated for child pornography I guess he really did want to ""eat fresh"""
"Cher puts out an album only covering Meatloaf. Title: Cher the Meatloaf"
"[at hairstylist] Make me look like I'm running really fast."
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"You can assume that, for the next 2 weeks, there is Baileys in every cup of coffee I drink."
"What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth"
"Katie Price and Kerry Katona have both got books coming out this month...which could plunge the U.K. into a huge crayon shortage."
"[Very Racist] What is the difference between a black person and a bench? One can support a family of four."