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Joke of the Day

"You breed dogs? Don't they do that on their own?"

"What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding? ""Speed is relative, officer."""

"Well, well, well... Welcome to stutter class."

"Stay away from teenage skunks They have pee-yoo-berty! Ill see myself out :/"

"I think Titanic is fake because, how do they record it when they are all dieing in the water?"

"Whats your wife's anus and a nine volt battery got in common? You know its wrong, but sooner or later your going to touch it with your tongue."

"What did the match box say to the match? You're fired!"

"My grandfather died during the Holocaust He fell off a guard tower."

"How did the terminal cancer patient do in school? He passed."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was."