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"""And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon....Little boy blue and the man on the moon"" ...Drugs in the 70's must've been AWESOME!"
"Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke? Apparently, not here"
"A set of jumper cables walks into a pub...... And the barman says, ""You can come in here mate but don't start anything! """
"What do you call a prostitutes first day on the job? A Grand Opening"
"You say, ""POE-TAY-TOE."" I say, essential ingredient for a distilled spirit."
"not one character on the show Friends had a job that was a joke, was broke, or had a love life that was DOA."
"Have you noticed that jokes starting with have you noticed' are usually shit!"
"What kind of bees make milk? Boobees."
"The doctor just told my girlfriend and I that the baby is coming early. Like father, like son."