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Joke of the Day

"I found the secret to r/Jokes Ctrl + C Ctrl + V"

"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing..."

"At my age, a new driver's license doesn't have an Expires On date. It has a Renew If You Haven't Expired On date."

"Things a raccoon and I have in common: 1) Dark circles around the eyes. 2) Likes eating junk. 3) We're both cute but will kill you."

"Have you seen Human Centipede 3? Its the same shit."

"Why can't a Mac sing? Because it's not Adele"

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a fuck."

"Two kids talking. One asks 'do you also pray before each meal'? The other responds : no, my mom knows how to cook."

"Don't cut out part of your day to throw out clocks! It's a waste of time!"

"LPT: If you're trying to get over a crush just imagine them taking the wettest dump ever. Unless, of course, you're into that kind of shit."