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Joke of the Day

"A Redditor sees a comment that he doesn't agree with... ...and gives it an upvote because it's a valid point."

"Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order? Because it broke down and he couldn't budget."

"A recent study was released on head lice stating that 95% of lice populations are resistant to treatment. Scientists are scratching their heads trying to figure out how this happened."

"hey girl are you my ceiling fan because i'm pretty hot but also too lazy to get up and turn you on"

"My friend asked me today what the name of the show is where they go fishing and catch all the crabs..I said ""Jersey Shore""...Was I wrong?"

"What does Trump have to do to win the election? Show off his erection."

"I can't remember a time in my life when an update for Acrobat Reader wasn't available."

"What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas? ...Baaaaaahumbug"

"Acupuncture for weight loss huh? I've had little pricks before, and they never helped me work off any pounds."

"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ? Because its two tyred"