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Joke of the Day

"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ? Because its two tyred"

"How do you know you've had a really good orgasm? When you have to pull the sheet out of your ass..."

"I was told my dad was stealing from his construction job and I didn't want to believe it But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"How do the Chinese decide on their next porn star? They hold an erection..."

"Parachuting is probably the best way to put your life in the hands of a backpack."

"How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie? An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you."

"Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times? I tried that with my dishwasher and she ended up pregnant."

"Thursday is ""date night"", when I force my family to eat all the expired food in our fridge."

"Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion! "

"What does the sun and cleavage have in common? You can look at both for a second, but if want to stare you need to wear sunglasses."