80248
Joke of the Day
"Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was mugged."
Next Joke
"A man rings work to tell them he's sick. ""How sick are you?"" ""How sick? Well, I'm fucking my sister for a start."""
"Why is North Korea so lame? It's got no Seoul."
"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."
"I'm pretty bad at apologising.. So I just say... ""unfuck you""."
"Don't kiss your wife with a runny nose. You might think it's funny, but it's snot."
"A man comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his girlfriend... She says ""I guess I'll have to spread my legs now"" And he replies ""Why, don't you have a vase?"""
"I can only please one person a day, and i already pleased myself this morning.. so y'all are screwed!"
"The year is 2246. Disease and hunger have been eradicated. The terraforming of Mars is complete. The symbol for Save is still a floppy disk."
"How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult? It's like, oh you gave birth to me? Please enjoy this fancy candle."