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Joke of the Day
"I can't remember a time in my life when an update for Acrobat Reader wasn't available."
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"Yo momma's so pale... I felt like a snow plow last night."
"Why does Popeye have the perfect dick? Because he's always dipping it in Olive Oyl."
"Stupid people have it made. Nobody expects anything from them and when they do something right people act like they cured cancer."
"My girlfriend is like root(-1) She's the one, but does not exist."
"Captain Ahab's crew were highly efficient sailors In fact, they were running like a whale oiled machine."
"What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !"
"If a woman asks if you ""notice anything new"" tell her ""I do, your beauty surprises me every day."" Then continue thinking about velociraptors"
"why does dr. pepper come in a bottle? his wife died."
"You know what gives me the shits? The digestive system"