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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat The hulk couldn't even lift her up"
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"Surgeon: I need someone to unroll this bandage, stat! Cat nurse, excitedly: I've got this."
"I've been running around screaming at random people that I've lost my virginity. I'm starting to regret naming my dog that."
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"
"Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it? because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*"
"Have you heard about the pussy that opens beer bottles? Here's a bottle opener, go get me a beer."
"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak"
"Doctor: ""We got your test results back. I'm so sorry--it's Curiosity."" Cat: ""Oh my god..."""
"Church basketball What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball? Slam NUNk Who's their MVP? Stephen Mary"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... In the kitchen."