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Joke of the Day
"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak"
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"Got a reality check today It bounced."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I was wearing the wrong socks."
"If boys had uteruses... If boys had uteruses they would be called Duderuses. (from Bobs Burgers)"
"At this point you can get more Gas for your $5 bill at a Taco Bell than you can at a Shell Station"
"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes."
"What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking Hahahah jk Rolling"
"In order to catch herpes... You need to think like a herpe."
"""Wow, more ABBA. Shocking."" -anyone on road trips with me"
"Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car? Because it was Elise"