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Joke of the Day
"I started a three-way with a Chicken and Egg. I'll let you know."
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"[at my funeral] *casket falls onto the floor* Mum: that's the quickest I've ever seen him move Dad: lol owned"
"A cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremely slow motion."
"What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song? Free Ballin - Foo Fighters"
"What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin"
"Should I bring anything to your party besides pronounced social anxiety and no food"
"A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her he shouts out the window... ""Pull over!"" ""No"" she shouts back ""a pair of socks!"""
"Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop"
"I've been reading a book about anti-gravity. Man, I just can't put this thing down."
"Jokes on Reddit are like children You delete the ones that don't succeed."