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Joke of the Day

"Thank you for teaching me the meaning of the word ""much."" It means a lot."

"How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy? They both have ornamental balls."

"I'm not saying my ex is crazy,but The only way to take her picture, is with a Bi-Polaroid"

"A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of..."

"Popsicle stick chemistry joke How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth? He said : ""Nah amine"""

"If you say ""That reminds me of a good story,"" I automatically think ""This story's gonna suck."""

"I'm going to swallow a jack-in-the-box so that when they do an autopsyBOING, surprise!"

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't my power cable won't reach that far."

"Did you hear what happened to the private who got caught sleeping with his drill instructor's Chlamydia infected wife? He got an oily discharge."

"Sucks the USA lost. Now we can't keep watching TV at work."