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Joke of the Day

"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I know he means well..."

"I swear skinny people without butts eat the most... They're bottomless!"

"two fish swim into a concrete wall one turn to the other and says:""Dam"""

"PornHub recently had videos featuring Chyna on the front page and I decided to check some of them out... ...they weren't the finishing move I was looking for."

"Photon A photon goes to a hotel to find a room.. the man at the desk asks if he would like any help with his bags and the photon says ""I don't have any.. I'm traveling light."""

"I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops."

"How can you tell when a vampire is sick? By his coffin!"

"A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

"1. that's not a pregnancy test, and 2. you're pissing on my flash drive"

"There's no gangsta way to say ""Oopsie Daisy."" I know that now."