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Joke of the Day
"How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes? None."
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"A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Where'd ya get it?"" The parrot says, ""Africa."" (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)"
"I just finished a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn't mine."
"How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."
"""Gunman"" is too cool-sounding. Can we start calling them something that conveys weakness, like ""pistoleer?"""
"Before drinking an ""energy drink"", pause to consider this: How are you going to use that extra energy to better serve Christ?"
"I can sum up 2016 in one word... Nine."
"I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing yet."
"What's the difference between a joke and a retorical question?"