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Joke of the Day

"My friends joke he made up!! Why can you ask a NewZealander how many sexual partners they have had? Because he would fall asleep counting all the sheep. (Btw we are Australian sooo)"

"A worm crawled out from a plate of spaghetti and exclaimed... ""Man, that was one hell of a gangbang!"""

"What do cutters and heroin addicts have in common? Long sleeves."

"Who is that walking up my driveway?! Anxiety in 3...2...1... [knock, knock] *sigh* ""WAIT A SECOND!"" *mumbles* ""I need to find pants."""

"Villains: Just leave the city where the super hero is. Problem solved."

"[donating blood] ""You're looking a little faint. Can I get you a drink?"" ""No thanks, I've just had like 60 of those strawberry Capri Suns."""

"I can't have been the only one who was confused by the Rosa Parks story as a kid, on a basis of ""the cool kids sit in the back of the bus."""

"What did the slug say to the snail? Would you like a copy of the big issue?"

"Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre? To go to the second hand shop"

"What do dyslexic sysadmins eat for breakfast? Cronflakes."