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Joke of the Day

"What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris."

"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club ..but I'd never met herbivore."

"I decided to show off my six pack on Tinder. Budweiser is not getting me any dates."

"7 out of 3 people are bad at fractions."

"Why is the mathematician mad? Because he's a calcul-hater."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter;it's not going to come"

"Study indicates Percussion as cause of Hard Drive failure. Whacked Drives Shatter..."

"Why do you never see any gay Egyptian Sailors? Because they're all in de Nile."

"What kind of fish has two knees? A tunee fish."

"Why did the angles have such high self esteem? Because they kept complementing each other."