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Joke of the Day

"What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris."

"Batman opened a restaurant... But he's serving just desserts."

"Life is a lot like a Penis.. Simple,soft,straight,relaxed and hanging freely..then a woman makes it hard...!!!"

"A Jewish boy asked his father... for fifty dollars for a pair of sneakers. His father replied ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""

"How many republicans does it take to fix a problem? No one knows. It's never happened."

"Why did the sperm cross the road..? I accidentally put on the wrong sock today...."

"I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance."

"""How many..."" How many blacks do you need to start a riot? Minus one."

"Why does Trump watch the Olympics? To see how high Mexicans can jump"

"Wife: ""I look fat. Tell me something to make me feel better."" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""