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Joke of the Day
"Samsung is permanently stopping production of the Galaxy Note7. At least it went out with a bang."
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"I'm so sick of seeing so many lazy abortion jokes on here Like can we just cut it out already?"
"Hot tip: Apparently it's frowned upon to make the sound effect tssst when being blessed by a priest"
"Whats long, green, and smells like pork? Kermits finger"
"I can tell within seconds of meeting someone if they'd be annoying on a group email."
"I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex."
"Even if you disagree with his politics you have to admit that for a second term president he doesn't even look pregnant."
"What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread."
"What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"Been watching television without eating. I feel like I'm working."