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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !"
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"What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness? Nobody asks, 'who's there?' when you try and tell a knock knock joke."
"The Canadian Army"
"They say real men hunt their food, which is why I throw a spear through the box of pasta before letting it bleed out in my shopping cart."
"How do dogs own cats? bitches have pussies"
"*In the elevator* Guy: Good morning ladies. You two going down? Me: No. We're just friends Guy: ...."
"My wife came from the country... and hit every branch on the way down."
"Thought you guys might enjoy this.. What kind of bees make milk? Boobies! Yes. It is stupid but it makes me smile. Anyone have a stupid joke like this that just makes you laugh?"
"Says the emo-candle ... Says the emo-candle to the other emo-candle: Wanna go out with me?"
"First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !"