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Joke of the Day

"Monday Morning......Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story."

"I can describe my girlfriend and 9/11 in one word bush"

"Small girl: I'd buy that dog but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why all four of them touch the floor."

"Did you hear about the font wanted for murder? Apparently the reward is worth your weight in bold."

"BBC's Sherlock got cancelled Shit, no Sherlock."

"Why did the podiatrist want to change careers? Because he always felt defeat."

"Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog? To get a long little doggy."

"What type of battery does The Fonz use? AAAA"

"My friend wants to carve a Venus statue from a tree. That seems like it would take a while, woodentit?"

"There are two types of people: Those who extrapolate from incomplete data... ...and those who understand the importance of error bars."