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Joke of the Day
"Monday Morning......Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story."
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"If cancer is ever cured it'll probably be because of the people who liked all of the Facebook statuses that are against cancer."
"Today at the grocery store, they only had one piece of cheese . . . . . . it was provolone."
"What's a cherry's favorite sex position? on top"
"*Tries to go into debt* DEBT: I have a boyfriend"
"I was at the doctor today and he told me he needed a urine sample, a stool sample, a blood sample, and a semen sample. So I gave him my underwear."
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"What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain? A masochrist."
"This weather girl is giving the weather report and her titties are blocking the state of Texas. #LoneStartitties"
"Deuteronomy Believe it or not - it isn't the field of study of deuterium."