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Joke of the Day
"Today at the grocery store, they only had one piece of cheese . . . . . . it was provolone."
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"What's Chris Brown's favourite drink? Punch"
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? mmmmmmy ass!!!!!! neeeheeeeeheeeeheee -Evil Betty"
"The less you know, the more you think you do."
"Life is more exciting when you're out there living it. I read that somewhere."
"I wish i had the immune system of an African baby I've heard they only get sick once in their whole lives."
"What do you call a stock broker having sex in the middle of his work? Insid'er trading. http://i.imgur.com/oTp4lvG.gif"
"My best friend stole my wife from me... I am really going to miss him."
"Annoying couples on social media What is an annoying couple's favorite sport? Bae-sball"
"Congratulations to Mumford & Sons for winning six ""Golden Banjos"" at the 2012 Boring Awards!!!"