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Joke of the Day

"Browser History: Man vs. Woman Woman's Browser History: Pintrest Pintrest Pintrest Makeup Tutorial Makeup Tutorial Makeup Tutorial Makeup Tutorial Shoes Shoes Shoes Man's Browser History: -"

"404 jokes... I just can't find the humor in them."

"It's not fair how teenagers today can avoid social interaction with family by staring at their phones I had to show my contempt by grunting"

"I'll never forget my grandpa's final words, ""stop shaking the ladder you cunt."""

"Princess Peach has been kidnapped so often, I'm beginning to think she might be Liam Neeson's daughter."

"Well, you won't get called a racist for criticizing the President anymore... ...you'll just get called a racist for supporting him."

"I have an unemployed wife and two kids. I am definetly not DINK. I am SITH. Single Income THree dependents."

"I've been driving with a coca cola can stuck in snow on the roof of my car for a week cuz 7 thinks it makes us cops. Stare all you want."

"Why don't most fans like the first 39 episodes of DBZ? Its pretty gay, just Saiyan."

"I only date girls that smoke weed I guess you can say I have high standards"