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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: I'm sorry son, it appears you have... Jenga-itis Me: [trying to pull the doctor's shoes off without him falling over] is it bad?"

"Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend? He was a boar."

"What's that over there? I don't know but I just got a raging clue"

"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? ""We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us."""

"My secretary doesn't wear any bra or panties to work. But he types really well."

"I've reached this point in life, where I have no idea what I'm doing. I've always been there, I just admit it now."

"What's a scientist's favorite gum flavor? .......Ex-*spearmint*."

"""It behooves you."" -Inventor of the horseshoe, explaining to a dubious horse."

"Why was Santa upset he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he wanted a screamer of a moaner."

"Got a problem with me? I'm pretty sure a status on Facebook won't fix it."