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Joke of the Day

"What's a scientist's favorite gum flavor? .......Ex-*spearmint*."

"How do you know if your neighbor is gay? His dick tastes like shit"

"My favorite from a Laffy Taffy wrapper: What do you call a twitching cow? Beef Jerky"

"If the Zombie Apocolypse doesn't start out like the dance portion of the Thriller video I'm going to be so pissed."

"A salmon is swimming up a river. It hits a wall. Dam."

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a Goodyear; the others a fucking amazing year."

"OP worked at a pizza restaurant OP delivered ^^^^^^pizza"

"I do understand that you guys think these jokes are funny, but this post says otherwise. **Otherwise**"

"Doctor, Doctor... I have a steering wheel in my pants. It's driving me nuts!"

"A man walked into a library and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian said, ""Jack off mate, you won't bring it back!""."