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Joke of the Day

"If I were Lex Luther, I'd just send Superman a bunch of gift certificates to Taco Bell and let him do my work for me."

"Beauty is in the Eye of the: A) Holder B) Holder C) Holder D) Holder"

"Just found out my best friend is on Match.com... but I can't make fun of him about it because then he'll wanna know why I was browsing single men on Match.com."

"Workout Tip: Be paid millions of dollars to star in a superhero movie."

"What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees...."

"All generalizations are false, including this one."

"What do you call a Jew with Down Syndrome? A baked potato."

"What does American beer have in common with making love in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."

"There are only 2 things Donald Trump fears: 1) The world discovers he's been lying about being a billionaire, and 2) a strong wind."

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over? Doughnuts."